A Real Boyfriend.

Ladies (and gentlemen), in the next few minutes of your life you will learn another part of the female-male bonding system.
As you might already have read yesterday's lesson we have gone through a guy's point of view of girls and themselves.
If you have not read lesson part 2, the point of view of a girl, then you should! It would only enhance your knowledge of the mysteries of the sexes.

what a good boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]
(unless she's got PMS, then she'll kick your sorry ass)

When she stares at your mouth
[ smile...then kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you
[ hug her tight ]

When she starts cursing at you
[ say i love you ]

When she's quiet
[ hold her hand and ask what's wrong ]
(but if she says nothing then she might just be bored)

When she ignores you
[ act cute so she'll notice you ]
(if my man did that i'll kick his balls. don't be gross please...)

When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ tell her you love her and she still looks amazing ]
(i would like to have a man who's honest with me [on certain moments])

When you see her start crying
[hold her...ask her what's wrong]

When you see her walking
[ approach her..give a kiss on the cheek. ]

When she's scared
[assure her you're not goin to leave her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder
[ tilt your head too..and hold her hand ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ let her keep it]
(yeah! cuz maybe she's punishing you for something you did!)

When she teases you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands
[ Hold hers ]

When she bumps into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]
(i would laugh if he doesn't do it like a gay and if he uses just the right amount of strength to bump me)

When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]
(YOU BETTER!)

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]
(depends on how you broke it or what type of guy you were to break it)

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]
(it depends on how she broke up with you. But then again... when the girl says it's over it's OVER!)

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

because 10 yrs later she'll remember that you:
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick. (that would be SO sweet!)

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain. (wow! that would be the best love scene EVER!
But then again, when does that ever happen in Singapore? when it starts to rain everyone will run for cover.
)

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
(but if it's her parents who made her cry then you better just say, "it's okay baby, I'm here for you.")

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